Agnes Chaps 128-6 beat Grindale 90-7 (18o)

On yet another sunny evening, the Agnes men hosted the once feared Grindale. With many of their big ego characters now retired, they are no longer the juggernaut of arrogance from years gone by.

Little Richard was once again away; this time on an all-inclusive holiday in Cyrpus. Richard is either selling a lot of concrete or he is continuing to use the videos of Richard Watts to his advantage.  Ollie Becketts was a late drop out; he was at the Hunmanby STI clinic after he had a rather nasty rash flare up during the day.

Agnes begun with the two Watts striding to the crease. Charlie, crouching, stroking and caressing the ball into gaps. Will, bludgeoning, clubbing and battering the ball to the boundary. Fred Langton said, if he had a choice, he would much prefer Charlie to make love to him than Will.

Will Watts ended with a deserved 50 and this was the pillar Agnes were able to bat around. The shirtless Tom arrived late and helped to set a competitive score of 128.

In reply, The Skipper once again proved that he is too good for this league. Along with Khan Ward they ripped the guts out of Grindale and after 4 overs the game was pretty much done. Grindale ending on a sorry 90-7.

The chaps arrived back at the Manor keenly awaiting pizza and the port moment. The visa-less Little Louis from Ossett was nervously waiting to see if he could extend his record, by making it 4 awards from 4. When it was awarded to the violent Will Watts and not Young Ossett, Fred Langton was heard muttering, “Thank f*ck for that!”. Fred will have a disciplinary meeting for his underhanded comment. The Agnes committee will decide his fate.

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