On a Wednesday evening, due to the football, 11 Agnes men travelled to North Dalton for what is always an enjoyable away fixture.
Albert Boynton, worried that his natural instincts of snitching would kick in with the deadline for moving fixtures missed, meant that Albert (who spent his 20s working as a prison snitch in a Russian prison) wanted nothing to do with this fraudulence.
Charlie Colley made his Agnes debut. Charlie was bowled out from his first ball. Luckily it was a no ball. Charlie was then out the very next delivery.
Desperate to receive a jacket from the Manager, Sam Moore made his debut for the season. Sam was obviously Mr Nice Guy around all the new members. Sam made 11 runs. 31 short of his target of 42.
Agnes posted 125-7.
In reply, Ben Traves bowled tight. Marley Ward then completely out bowled Charlie Colley. The final bowler, Fred Gunning, sweated an incredible amount – this might have something to do with Fred starting the day with a McDonald’s breakfast, having a full English from the Boathouse café at 11 o’clock and a Subway in the afternoon. Fred was also late because he went to PlanetSnax for a milkshake for the drive there. Fred’s sweating and terrible wind are however nothing to do with his diet and are all due to his IBS.
Fred Langton donned the keeping gloves. Fred may have dropped their best player twice. Purists may say that Fred is too tall to be a keeper. Fred left Scarborough College with no formal qualifications.
A great win.
Port moment – Marley Ward for out bowling Charlie Colley.