Games against the travelling DRUFCCC are always classics, and on this hazy Thursday evening it was no different.
Louis Beckett is now back in the States after experiencing homesickness whilst being back in Bridlington. Ollie Beckett is still pushing trollies at the Reading Morrison’s and Little Richard listened to the game on a portable radio – that he smuggled into his basement in his rectum – whilst his mouth was gagged and his hands were handcuffed behind his back.
Both teams entered the game on a high; Agnes after their 2 league wins and DRUFCCC after their Twickenham heroics. The game started with the Skipper rolling back the years and taking impressive figures of 4 overs, 3 wickets for a miserly 6 runs. The game then swung dramatically towards DRUFCCC with Australian Craig Gray hitting an impressive 61 not out.
Agnes got off to a cautious start owing to some tight bowling from the DRUFCC men. At the half way point, it was looking like Agnes were heading for a defeat. The MBP then went through the gears, every boundary that he hit, Little Richard was punched in the face by his abuser. The MBP eventually helped Agnes steal a victory from the jaws of defeat in a dramatic final ball victory.
Both teams headed back t’Manor for piping hot pizza. Albert Boynton sipped the port and smiled like a Cheshire Cat, knowing that his wicket is now the best in the local villages. Port moment was awarded to the MBP and the skipper watched his beloved Magpies seal a victory alongside his Geordie idol, Matthew Jenkinson.
We do regret to inform you that ‘Fire’, the DRUFCC whipping boy (who was blamed for the loss) was found dead in a slurry channel on the Megginson’s farm this morning. Both Will Megginson and Jack Sowersby are currently being held at Beverley Police Station.