RBA 93-1 beat Flamborough Lighthouse Men  89 – 7

The Agnes hosted the unbeaten Flamborough Lighthouse Men in this years Hospital Cup semi-final.

We begin the report with the news that Little Richard was arrested on Sunday evening for keeping hostages in his basement. A gagged and handcuffed Ben Brown was found in there. Ben Brown’s much uglier twin brother Ken Brown was also discovered alongside him. Ben is suffering from extreme dehydration and this does explain his recent absences.

Charlie Watts was visiting Harry Fenton in Wandsworth Prison but apart from that, the Manager had a full squad to select from.

The Skipper returned and bowled his usual 5 overs for not many and picked up a few wickets. Ben Traves bowled well and then the two left arm spinners; Sadiq Ward and Charlie Colley squeezed the lower order.

In reply, Cam Anderson smashed Agnes to victory with another brutal display of hitting.

Port moment – this award should have gone to Cam Anderson. Mark and Ollie Beckett were however desperate to protect Louis Beckett’s 2018 record of 6 port moments in a season so they both controversially voted for themselves for showing up.

BABB @ Agnes on Thursday.

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